Former projectionist, Worked on the television show 'Looking for Lowry', for the film '51 Degrees' and in other roles as production assistance. Writer For @whatculture
Former projectionist, Worked on the television show 'Looking for Lowry', for the film '51 Degrees' and in other roles as production assistance. Writer For @whatculture
However sad you feel… Just remember that somewhere in the world, a fat kid has just dropped his ice-cream.
(via cydonian-knights)
When girls get cosplay right, I can’t help but think ‘damn thats sexy’. Then my head berates me with comments like, ‘its one thing to love an actress or a celebrity, but from fiction?’. Oh and the innuendoes that always come into mind are just too good to keep inside my head.
I have to confess to re-envisioning what “really” happened in ‘The Hunger Games’ over and over. Poor Peeta has had to die so many times for me to go hunting off into the sunset with Katniss. (please Peetaphiles don’t hate me, it’s a personal re-envision. I actually quite like Josh Hutchinson)
I maybe wrong, and I can’t speak on behalf of all men, but when women do this right (and only when they do it right), its pretty incredible.
And it was at this time during the darkest days of Christianity that he was nailed to the cross, raised up for all to gaze upon his tortured and twisted body. He looked down wearily at his 12 apostles and speaking softly with his last gasping breath, said unto them…
“Don’t touch my fucking easter eggs, i’ll be back on Monday!”
Found in: Numbers 22:28-30
Balaam is just minding his own business, spanking his ass (donkey) when suddenly he hears a voice. It’s his donkey who is asking him why he is spanking him. Balaam doesn’t seem the least bit miffed that his donkey has starting talking in the same language as him and says, “Because thou hast mocked me.” The donkey then gets philosophical and explains the nature of their relationship and how his feelings have been hurt. Eventually they make peace.
The moral of this story? Don’t beat animals. If they could talk then they would probably tell you how upset they were.
